{"id":231,"date":"2026-10-18T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/?p=212"},"modified":"2026-10-18T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T08:00:00","slug":"instalatorul-filosof-si-robinetul-cu-apa-calda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"Instalatorul Filosof \u0219i Robinetul cu Ap\u0103 Cald\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nea F\u0103nic\u0103 nu schimb\u0103 garnituri la \u00eent\u00e2mplare. El contempl\u0103 garnitura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eB\u0103iatu\u2019, vezi tu garnitura asta de cauciuc? E ca via\u021ba omului: c\u00e2nd e nou\u0103 e elastic\u0103 \u0219i \u021bine totul la un loc, dar cum trec anii \u0219i o roade presiunea, \u00eencepe s\u0103 picure.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trei ore mai t\u00e2rziu, \u021beava era reparat\u0103, iar proprietarul \u00eenv\u0103\u021base mai mult\u0103 filosofie moral\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een patru ani de facultate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O conversa\u021bie memorabil\u0103 \u00eentre un proprietar gr\u0103bit \u0219i nea F\u0103nic\u0103 instalatorul, care explic\u0103 metafizica scurgerilor de ap\u0103 prin prisma stoicismului antic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[7,9,8],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umor-gag-uri","tag-galan-mihai","tag-literatura","tag-mediatext"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediatext.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}